Stuff You Probably Need But Definitely Want
Soft tees. Hard truths. Limited filters.
You’ve survived this long. Reward yourself with something soft and slightly inappropriate.
Congratulations. You’ve entered your midlife villain era, and this is the shirt for it. Whether you’re breaking generational curses, canning pickles in chaos, or starting your fifth career with a half-burned vision board, this is your uniform.
This isn’t a phase. This is a permanent operating mode.
Bold, cracked lettering screams what your face is too tired to explain. Perfect for running errands, raising hell, or politely declining nonsense. Pairs well with boots, bourbon, and a lack of apology.
You didn’t ask for this role, but let’s be honest, you’re the only one qualified.
This bold retro badge is printed dead center like the uniform it is, stamped with Silver Beaver authority and built for women who know exactly what they’re managing. It’s not ironic. It’s just accurate.
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